1) Life’s an open road if you’re ahead far enough. In the middle field, however, you’re screwed.
2) What goes around, comes around.
You may be able to gain the lead for a while by using your elbow a lot, but eventually, ten green shells, five red ones and a bomb will hit you. After that, naturally a guy with a power star will knock you into the abyss..
3) He with the most coins wins
4) When it looks like you’re about to finally catch a break, some dick will pull ahead of you in the last second.
5) WATCH OUT FOR THE BANANA!
6) Some Goomba always gets in the way
7) Schadenfreude comes cheap