1) Life’s an open road if you’re ahead far enough. In the middle field, however, you’re screwed.

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Easy sailing

2) What goes around, comes around.

You may be able to gain the lead for a while by using your elbow a lot, but eventually, ten green shells, five red ones and a bomb will hit you. After that, naturally a guy with a power star will knock you into the abyss..

krash

3) He with the most coins wins

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Gold, GOLD!

4) When it looks like you’re about to finally catch a break, some dick will pull ahead of you in the last second.

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Why…. why?

5) WATCH OUT FOR THE BANANA!

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6) Some Goomba always gets in the way

U mad at me, bro?
U mad at me, bro?

7) Schadenfreude comes cheap

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Awww, you all blown up?